Trick or Treat (Halloween)

from by The Hopper Brothers

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This song is super scary. Do not listen to it in the dark.


I’m like nuclear meltdown
On top of plague.
I’m a nervous breakdown,
And you make minimum wage.

I’m a night at a party
When all the guests are nerds.
I’m your debut on Broadway
And you forget the words.

I’m in your skin.
I feel like beetles feel.
Your spine is mine.
The fear you feel is real uh huh.

I’m your daughter’s wedding,
And the kegs run dry,
And it’s Superbowl Sunday,
And the T.V. is fried.

I’m a night at a party
Where it’s been overheard
That you clogged up the potty
With a magnificent turd.

I’m in your skin.
I feel like beetles feel.
Your spine is mine.
The fear you feel is real uh huh.

I’m a nasty raccoon
With angry upturned eyebrows.
I’m spitting out my rabies juice at you.
You foam at the mouth,
Go after playful children.
The A.S.P.C.A. will put you down.

Then I connect string
About your knees and elbows
And play your lifeless corpse like a marionette.
I make you sing songs,
And dance for playful children,
All the while reminding them about the dangers of smoking.


from The Hoppers' Holiday Classics, released April 28, 2013
Benny Hopper: lead vocals
Martin Hopper: guitar
Kurt the Sock: bass
Benevenstanciano: drums
Skeets La Fleur: keyboards



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The Hopper Brothers Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Hey, folks!We're Benny & Martin Hopper, The Hopper Brothers: Family Friendly Fun for Fun With Your Family and Friends! We grew up in Glenside, PA under the watchful glass-eye of our Grandma. We like music, birds, bums and little wooden models that you glue together. Once Benny swallowed a quarter. Also, Martin started a Fish Hospital (a hospital for fish), but no fish sought treatment. ... more

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