A Function of Evolution (Valentine's Day)

from by The Hopper Brothers

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A beautiful sentiment about doing love on someone.


I wanna go for a walk.
I wanna hold your hand.
I wanna read you a story
about a far away land.
I wanna tie the knot.
I wanna commit.
I wanna buy you lots of gifts.

I wanna keep you safe.
I wanna keep you warm.
I wanna write you songs.
I wanna right your wrongs.
I wanna buy you a house.
I wanna settle down.
And there’s only one reason cause

I wanna fuck you girl
I wanna fuck you girl

I wanna spend some time
And be Mr. Right.
I wanna tell my friends
I can’t hang out tonight.
I wanna notice the fact
that you dyed your hair.
Which blouse were you planning to wear?

I wanna pick out curtains.
I wanna shop for shoes.
I wanna meet your mom.
I wanna wear a suit.
I wanna spend my money
on flowers and dumb shit.
It’s just a function of evolution, baby!

I wanna fuck you girl
I wanna fuck you girl

I wanna fuck you girl
I wanna fuck you girl


from The Hoppers' Holiday Classics, released April 28, 2013
Benny Hopper: lead vocals
Martin Hopper: guitar
Kurt the Sock: bass
Benevenstanciano: drums
Skeets La Fleur: keyboards
The Harper Chambliss Quartet: horns
Michael Jordan (not the basketball player): strings



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Hey, folks!We're Benny & Martin Hopper, The Hopper Brothers: Family Friendly Fun for Fun With Your Family and Friends! We grew up in Glenside, PA under the watchful glass-eye of our Grandma. We like music, birds, bums and little wooden models that you glue together. Once Benny swallowed a quarter. Also, Martin started a Fish Hospital (a hospital for fish), but no fish sought treatment. ... more

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